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![]() "Up there where white is black and black is white, I won." ~Ted Hughes, The Crow I'm a senior in a highschool located somewhere between a massive corn field and a massive mountain range below a massive city in America. I like to think I can write novels when I'm not dicking around on the internet or rolling around with friends. Other than that, don't expect much from me. I'm not as exciting as you think I am. I blog and reblog random things that I think are funny or just generally like to stare at or come back to for references, and even occasionally about my life. In other words, I'm doing the same things on Tumblr that you are, too. Oh. And. Don't forget about my novel's tumblr. |
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Guys. We all have to drive somewhere together and get a million icecreams and all do it at once.
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1. The role and functions of a pawn.
2. The weakest pieces on the board; numerous; interchangeable; existing to be sacrificed for the benefit of the real players.
3. Unlike other pieces, a pawn may not retreat. It can only go forward, one step at a time.
4. A pawn cannot capture a piece that blocks its path. It may only proceed if the opposing piece concedes ground, or if a different route is offered.
5. The en passant capture is a special move that permits one pawn to successfully attack another without directly engaging it.
6. Otherwise, the only way a pawn can capture is by going one step forward and to the left or right, in a single diagonal move.
7. In very rare occasions, if a pawn is allowed to cross the entire board, unscathed…
8. …it may be promoted to a queen, and, perhaps, turn the tide of the war.
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This! So incredibly relevant to my life. Happiness is a state of mind guys, don’t forget this. You have to want change for it to occur. You can wish all you want, but without action it will never change.
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Why the hell can I hear a thump when I look at the picture? And no thump when i look away? OHMY.
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!!
holy crap
what the actual fuck
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Banana cat. Ringringring banana cat. IT GROWS IN BUNCHES.
LETS GET IS STARTED in hahahahhrmhrmhrmhrm HOW DO I DO.
LEPIDOPTEROPHOBIA
[noun]
the fear of butterflies.
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